I was just pissing your coffee, when I thought I'd drip in for a drunk.
"I must love you now, so good lick." ;)
I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon. You are clearly the guilty potty.
The French pissants are hiding in the German shiteu. Pozdrawiam
My lips are soiled!
:-))