chandler


- Half the guys out there have makeup on.

- What??

- All right, half the people. I mean, just try it and see.

Monica i Ross:)

"Just three?! I?m dilated three!"

ross rodzi :)


- I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats can't sleep.

- You don't even have cats.

- I could have cats.

Mrs Checkels i Rachel.


- Yes! And that would be a shut-down!

- Shut up!

monica, joey i chandler


- Don?t wink at me. And put on your apron.

- Okay, but I don?t see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons

Joey i Gunther

"-Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.
-Dear Lord.
-I?m sorry honey, what were you saying?
-Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that?
-Oh look, she?s pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? She looks scared. Doesn?t she look scared?
-Y?know, I don?t really know her.
-Why don?t we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow.
-Are you kidding me?!
-It?s just so frustrating! Why doesn?t she want my breast?!
-I don?t know! Maybe she?s crazy!"

Rachel, Joey i pielęgniraka przy karmieniu piersią.


- You’re right... I mean, you’re right. It wasn’t just the
Weebles, but it was the Weeble Play Palace, and, and the
Weebles’ Cruise Ship, oh, which, which had this little
lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.

rachel


- Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like"

- Yeah...she's not so cute.

Monica i Chandler.

"He's not stupid."
"Have you talk to him lately?"

monica i chandler


- I just had the greatest idea! I?m gonna come live with you!

- Wh-wh-what? What?

- Oh, I?m so happy I?m gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.

- Yes. Yes I do.

Rachel i jej mama

To chyba było ale co tam:P

"-Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave? What should I have?
-Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.
-Y'know this ??? is incredible.
-Ross bruises like a peach. He bruises like a peach."

Rachel, Joey, Ross i ponownie Joey na urodzinach Phoebe.

"We'll just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky."

Ross na dachu:)

"No, Rach, I should?ve told you sooner. It?s just that?Man! That kid is going to town!"

joey :)


- Oh, ain't that nice? The three of you trying on slutty lingerie together.

- That's not what we're gonna do!

- Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin'?

Joey i Rachel

tą scenę kocham:D

"-But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting, ain?t that funny? Irony? Not a fan, alright. See, here?s the thing. I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won?t go. See, me, I love Tulsa! Tulsa is heaven! Tulsa is Italy?Please don?t make me go there!
-Chandler, I?
-No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! That?s a picture of your daughter, isn?t it, well she?s lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. I?ll call you from Tulsa."

Chandler i pani z biura, której tłumaczył dlaczego zasnął i zgodził się pracować w Tulsa, świetny moment.

"Ichiban Lipstick for Men"

joey w reklamie :)


- So what movie do you want to see? And not another one I have to read. Okay? I get enough of that from books.

- Books?

- All right, car magazines, cereal boxes, but it?s like enough!

Ross i Joey.




- Joey's not a friend. He's...a stupid man who left us his
credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen tv?

Chandler

"A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an eagle flew in! Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirl pool that fills the apartment."

ross "uspokaja" rachel :)


- Wow, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you?
- We're not going to have this conversation again

Joey i Chandler:)

"-Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you can?t talk to Rachel.
-What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
-Oh please! Just before when you were asleep in the lounge! That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. Oh, that reminds me. That Mr. Hasmegian still has my Gameboy."

phoebe i ross :)


- You got a tattoo?

- Maybe. But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world.

Ross i Rachel

"-I don?t feel good right now.
-But pleasure is important, and it helps if the woman has an orgasm. You up to the task sailor?
-Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall."

monica, jej tata i chandler :)


- I say push her down the stairs.

- Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

wydaje mi się że najpierw joey (?) a potem chyba joey, phoebe, chandler i ross... to chyba pierwszy odcinek :)

poprawcie mnie jeśli się mylę :)

a tak na marginesie witam wszystkich bo jestem tu nowa :))

moja zagadka (coś łatwego na początek):

- oh my god, what did I married into?!

Chandler

"-Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks, but I?m really more of a candy guy.
-You?re weird today."

Kojarzy mi się to ale nie pamiętam dokładnie... może Chandler i Ross?

- Is Andie McDowell the one from "Four weddings and funeral"?
- Yes...NO! That's Roddy McDowall! Andie McDowell is the guy from "Planet of the Apes"!

to rozmowa Moniki i Phoebe:)


dobra to moze nikt nie zgadnie ale kto wie :P
"I gotta do what I gotta do.You gotta do what you gotta do"

Joey

moje poprzednie to Joey i Ross to teraz coś łatwego:

"-But you did say it.
-Yes, yes I did and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-a`-vis the following. Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her super-serious relationship with Vicrum.
-Vicrum?
-WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!"

to Ross i Mike :)

to bedzie długie tak wczoraj obejrzałam odcinek i sie spodobało mi hehe

-Hey there little fella.Mr.Fuzzy Man,how you doing?Oh..ył..gross!Idiot!Stupid,little,fuzzy,yellow creature!"Oooh look at me! I'm so cute! I'm a little chick who's disgusting! You;re so stupid!How are you not yet extinc? Kwa kwa kwa!What are you quacking abaut!Dumb Donald Dodo!

Tommy - krzyczący chłopak Rachel grany przez Bena Stillera:D

"-Wiener, Wiener, Wiener, Wiener!!!
-****l!!!
-Great! Now he's gonna know it was me!"

hehe Rachel :)

"Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, stop it! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas?"

Chandler:) właśnie chciałem dać ten sam cytat:)

"If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend I swear to Lucifer a raber dog would be feasting on your danglers RIGHT NOW!"

Nie jestem pewna, ale może... Pheebs?
A moje poprzednie to były Phoebe i Rachel :)

- You can't do this! (...) He loves that Emily! And it's obvious that you were on a break!

Wydaje mi się, że to kwestia gościa który siedział obok Rachel w samolocie, którym leciała na ślub Ross'a i Emily. Jeśli się pomyliłem to poprawcie mnie.

Moje poprzednie to faktycznie Pheebs:)

"-Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?
-Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who ever did something over here last night did what they did or didn't do ...I mean come on!!"

hehe byłam szybsza ;P :)

a to oczywiście Ross i Chandler fajny odcinek :)

"This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!"

to śpiewający Joey:P

"-Do you see what all the guys see in her?
-Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me!"

Monica i Rachel :P normalnie 100 punktów dla mnie hehe

"It's Count Rushmore!!"

Joey, 100 punktów???

"-What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.
-Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst. You know, when it's right there in your face. Me, I like to have to work to find someone attractive. Makes me feel like I earned it."

yest you have 100 punktów :P a to mówi chyba Ross i Monica

"You have two new messages.Please, pass the pie."

baa pewnie ze 100 punktów :P hehe
a to to mówi Monica i Ross zgadza się?

"You have two new messages. Please, pass the pie."

ooo sie wysłało dwa razy hehe :P co za zamulacz

zgadza się:)
a tu znowu Joey

"Oh, well... Maybe I'll join them some time. I just hope the club doesn't slip out of my hand and beat the moustache off his face."

co ja mam z tym Joey'em :P najlepsze teksty hehe

a to strzelam hmm...Chandler nie jestem pewna

"Humus.I got the humus"

Phoebe oczywiście, w odcinku, w którym nikt nie jest gotowy :)

- I don't know... Althea?!
- Althea?!
- I'm just shooting!
- You shoot ALTHEA?!?!
- Althea is correct.
- Nice shot.

Joey
chandler
joey
chandler
ross
chandler

- Alright, Your money's mine,

- Your fly is open

Ross and Rachel :)

a teraz moje ulubione :D
-All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is "My name is Claude", so, just repeat after me. "Je m'appelle Claude".
-Je de coup Clow

Pheebs i Joey oczywiście:)

"-I know. You know, we're just gonna have to figure out a plan tonight. Can you please just take care of her for today?
-Absolutely. Just give me your breast and we'll be on our way."

hmm...Ross i Rachel?

to łatwe :P
"It?s P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as in bee-bee and E as in ?Ello there mate"

P-H-O-E-B-E:)

teraz będzie już 1000 postów:)

"-Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.
-What's going on?
-Sweetie it's ok, I still love you, let me be a part of this.
-let ME be a part of this!"