ross - mysli i mówi :)


- Can you be my dancing partner?
- That's not prison lingo, is it?

Treeger i Joey. Podobał mi się ten odcinek.

"There was a crocked man, who got a crocked, who lived in a shou for up while..."

Ross z tego samego odcinka.

"And I just want a million dolar!"

to odpowiedź na to ostatnie: Chandler w pierwszym odcinku

"-You wouldn?t happen to have a very big fork?
-So I uh, I just talked to the director. That?s it, we?re done for the day.
-Well have we finished the scene?
-Yeah! You?you were wonderful.
-As were you.
-So I got your car, it?s right outside.
-Why? Are we done for the day?
-That?s what you told me.
-Oh, thank you. You?re welcome.
-No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! Here we go.
-Is that my ass?"

richard (ten grany przez oldman'a) i joey :)



- What, why are you whispering?

- I ate a bug.

Ross i Phoebe

"-This all looks good
-Great.
-If I want to call for a reference of your last job...?
-That's right there, see? The manager, Chandler Bing."

zdrowia

monica i ten zboczeniec, ktory lubi "niegrzeczne pomidory" :)


- Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? There you go.

- It?s just so glamorous.

Joey i Chandler na wielkiej premierze Joeygo :).

- Hey
- Hey
- so what you think?
- new haircut? necklace? dress? boots? boots!

Chandler i Monica w niewiarygodnie wygodnych butach.

"She is so cute. You could fit her in your pocket."

Zdrowia

Rachel.

"I hate his underwear. one time I brought a pair marked XS and let me tell you there's no room for anything excess in there."

Joey, opowiadając o slipkach Ralpha Laurenta.

- sky is blue and i had sex yesterday.

Joey.

"Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!"

Heh ta zagadka powtarza się po raz 3 lub 4:) Chodzi o Phoebe.

"What do you want to do? Let?s do something crazy!"
"I know, let?s rest and drink lots of fluids."

Monica, Chandler.

- i thought, maby you buy me porno for valentine's day
- if you thought i was gonna get you porn for a valentine's day you are right

Chandler i Monica.

"Are, are you saying he?s a geek?"
"You think so too?"
"No! He is not a geek!"

rachel i jill :)



- OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.

- Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?

To był dobry moment. Joey i Monica, opowiadają o swoim najdziwniejszym miejscu... :-)

- Thank you! That was...
- Perfection?

chandler i ta jill z która utknął w bankomacie :)


- I want a baby.

- Mmmm. Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow.

Monica i Chandler :)

"Quick volleyball question. We set up a court in your room. You didn't like that gray lamp, did you?"

joey :)


- Look, I told ya, I'm not going to any clinic! I don't have a problem, you're the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!

- They don't have those.

- Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, you've just had your first class!

Chandler i Joey

"-Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? That?s a, that?s a pretty great dad.
-He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!
-Who?s Mr. Girabaldi?
-Does it matter?!"

Monica i Chandler :):)

"So, what do you think?"
"Well.. I don?t like it."
"Really?"
"It?s kinda slutty."
"It?s yours!"

Rachel i Jill

"All right that?s it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I don?t care!"

monica :)


- So what's it shaped like?

- Yeah, is there a hair on it?

- What happens if you flick it?

Ross, Phoebe i Joey.

- Oh... I get it. A-man-duh.

rachel :)


- And, uh, and then I kissed her.

- Tongue?

- Yeah.

- Cool.

Ross i chłopaki :o)

- This is for.. her. W E L C O M E!
- Thank U im from N E W Y O R K.

Hehe, powitanie Rachel z Julie. :)

"...so he has a really funny hat. I don't want to talk about it!"

Rachel do Julie.


- Man, I am so beat.
- Oh yeah.
- Hey, you just wanna forget about raquetball and hang out
here?
- Yeah alright.

ross i chandler :)


- Aren't you going to swallow that?

- Just waiting for it to stop bubbling.

- Yeah, isn't that great?

Monica i MR. RASTATTER


- You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip’s
motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a
band uniform they had to have specially made.
- They had to have that specially made?!
- It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.
- Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!

monica i rachel wspominaja młode lata:)


- Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had... :))

Chandler, ktory pisal na stronie ich dawnego collegu jako Ross.


- Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This
woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then she...she wished
me good luck.
- That’s sweet.

Monica i Chandler

"Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody."
"Susan, he looks just like you!"

Ross, Pheobe.


- So you don’t know that’s Barney’s the store! That can be y’know his
friend’s house, or a bar. Who has Barney’s the store on their speed dial?
- His new girlfriend!

phoebe i rachel :)


- Fresh!

- Boss!

- Mint!

- She's gone.

Ross i Chandler w 1985r.

"-Why aren?t you moving your feet?
-I?m trying.
-Faster! You?re not going fast enough!
-Maybe I should stand on your feet!"

ross tanczy z dziewczynką na slubie monici i chandlera :)


- Can you believe how lame this is?

- I?m sorry. I believe that the contestants aren?t allowed to talk to each other.

Chandler i Ross na próbie teleturnieju który miał prowadzić Joey:)

"No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate: Momma?s Little Bakery. I feel terrible, I?m a horrible, horrible, horrible person."

chandler wcina znaleziony sernik :)


- Has anybody seen my engagement ring?

- Yeah, it's beautiful.

Rachel i Pheobe, gdy Rachel szukala swojego pierscionka zareczynowego by oddac go Barremu.


- Say Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she
surrounded by the entire cast of Annie?

Chandler

"-Oh look, a standing ovation already! So early in the show. Oh turn around honey; let me see your pretty face.
-Monica: Can we have our drinks please?! Waiter?Uh, tress!"

Chandler i Monica w tym klubie dla transtwestytow, gdzie czekali na ojca Chandlera.


- It’s not your birthday.

- What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you it’s not your
birthday!

monica i phoebe :)



- No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.

- Yes but there's six of us so we'd only have to get struck by lightning 7 times.

- I like those odds!

Ross, Chandler i Joey - uwielbiam ten odcinek:)

"***, I thought you said you know what you?re doing?"
"I thought you meant in life."

monica i phoebe - odcinek z futbolem, jeden z najlepszych!:)


- That fake British woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance...

Chandler, odcinek, w ktorym przyjezdza Amanda - dawna sasiadka Monici i Pheobe z UK.


- Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself,
and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up
and... ...now I wish I was dead.

chandler - brudas :)

- What? I don't get a goodbye?

- Lucky bastard!

Ross, Joey, gdy Rachel żegnała się z wszystkimi prócz Rossa przed wyjazdem do Paryża.


- Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be
a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huh—Ooh-ooh,
Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre—No-no-no!
Slutty Leatherface.

Joey na przyjęciu Halloween.

"Do you have a plan?"
"I don't even have a 'pl'."