"Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off!"
"Lauren, Katherine, Lana too, Will Schuester, I HATE YOU"
"Sue: I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair."
"Somewhere in the English countryside, in a stately manor home, Madonna is weeping."
" 'Splits' magazine has named me cheerleading coach of the last two thousand years."
"Sue: I’m having a really difficult time hearing anything you have to say today because your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing songs about living on the bayou!"

a no i jeszcze
Will: Inside, you're a really good person. I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it.
Sue: I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth.
"I'm gonna sue the pants off of you, Will. I'm going to take your house, your car, your extensive collection of vests — I mean, seriously, you wear more vests than the cast of Blossom." :DDD
Kurt: You know when you call me lady, that's bullying. And it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry, I thought that was your name. As an apology I'll allow you to choose from the following nicknames: Gelfling, Porcelain, or Tickle Me Doughface.
Kurt: I guess I'll go with Porcelain.
Sue: Damn, totally wanted Tickle Me Doughface.

legędarne: "What you call insanity I call inspiration."